Sunday, 27 March 2016

15 Pieces Of Crap All Women Carry In Their Handbags


I personally think I am quite good with my handbag tidiness! Partly because I use the smallest bags in existence which you can't fit half of the stuff you actually want to carry in it- let alone any of this other stuff! However, I have been known to carry a lot of this junk around before in my bag and I know a lot of other ladies that do the same! 

Come on now girlies, there is no need to be embarrassed! 


1. Silica bags- because ain't nobody got time to take that thing out

2. 10 lip products- A girl needs her choices. Some days it will be a red lipstick day others will be more of a coral! Get with the programme 

3. Receipts- which 9/10 times will be for your weekly fix of strawberry laces, cheese and onion crisps and diet coke! 

4. Out of date No7 boots vouchers- got to get that monthly fix of No7 boots vouchers that I will never use! Thanks, boots! 

5. Ketchup sashes- from your leftover KFC! Conniving yourself you will take them home and use them while actually what happens is they explore in your bag and look like you have murdered someone! The story of my life!


6. Pen lids- and no actual pens! How useful 

7. One of those glasses cleaner cloths- which has lingered in the bottom your bag for so long, the cleaner needs cleaning 

8. £1.20 in copper- because you are totally going to rock up to * insert shop of choice here* and pay for said items with 1ps 

9. A used crumpled up tissue- because I am a lovely human being 

10. A loose chewing gum/mint - that is probably stuck to something! Ew gross!


11. Hair- just hair everywhere 

12. A really cheap comb- which always removes more hair than actually removing the knots

13. Bobby pins- because " now where were those Bobby pins again" 

14. Random keys- " what was this key for again" 

15. Important documents- which lets face it is probably just some menu for your local pizza place 


And people wonder why women have a constantly bad back! Clean out your bags ladies! 

Do you carry any of these things in your bag?! Anything else I missed off the list?! Let me know in the comments below! 

Thank you for reading, as always x 

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  1. I have most of these in my bad at the moment😂 I also have about 50 million dog poo bags in there as well, because they're so useful for wet umbrellas and of course the obvious!Xx
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    1. haha! My friend always has dog poo bags in her pocket!!

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  2. Haha this is so true! I'm always like WHY did I save this receipt for 67p's worth of food?! This post made me chuckle haha

    Steph - http://nourishmeclean.blogspot.com

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  3. Haha I enjoyed this post so much, I read it twice! Guilty, guilty and.. guilty.. I also carry a toothbrush and a toothpaste to use after lunch, and guess how many times I use them.. none :)

    Yiota
    Pinkdaisyloves.blogspot.com.cy

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    1. oh wow thank you!! I used to carry a toothbrush and i never used it haha x

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  4. I don't really have a proper big handbag, just small dainty ones so I don't carry a lot of this stuff but the same can't be said for my mum.

    Ellen,
    http://fishnetsxd.blogspot.ie

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    1. My mum is also the worst with junk in her bag! I went through it the other day and I was shocked x

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  5. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes to all of these! I once had 7 lipsticks in my bag and had no regrets. I do need more pens though. I can never find one when I need one!

    Rachael at broomfie.blogspot.com

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  6. This is so true, I think I need to go clean out my handbag now! x
    www.blossomofhope.blogspot.com

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  7. I love this - it is so true! This makes me want to clean out my handbag so badly...
    Lucy xoxo
    http://lucyannblog.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. go do it! What are you waiting for?

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  8. It's so true! Especially number 4!
    Charlotte <3

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  9. This is so true, for some reason I have an endless pile of receipts in my purse and bag!
    Grace xx
    http://gracexkate.blogspot.com/

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  10. I'm guilty of having so many out of date no7 vouchers!! I should really clean out my bag... 😜
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  11. Great post dear! So true! I agree with nr. 2 and 4 ...
    XO Pisa ❤
    www.inlovewithmyclothes.com

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  12. This is so relatable, haha! The boots vouchers I get are never ending...!
    Paige xo // The Joys of Being Paige

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  13. This post is the most relatable post I have ever read before!

    Emily xo
    www.emilynewstead.blogspot.co.uk

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  14. Loved this! Number 6 is always me... where do the pens vanish to?! x

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  15. I'm pretty good at keeping my bad tidy but sometimes I find empty packets, receipts and ketchup sachets in my bag! And don't get me started on those Boots vouchers! -Rachel xx

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    1. haha, don't they just get everywhere x

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  16. Sad to say that I have agree with that post,haha :)
    Especially to the hair point, everywhere is hair or little bits of dirt at the ground of my bags! x

    Laura // get-ready-with-laura.blogspot.de

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    1. hair gets everywhere, its so annoying!

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  17. The No 7 vouchers made me laugh, I always get them and never use them, haha! This post reminded me that I should probably clean out my bag...

    books-and-memories.blogspot.com

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    1. You should! You never know what you will find x

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  18. Haha, I can totally relate! I carry way too many lip products and have tons of old receipts. You've inspired me to clean out my purse :)

    Blessings,
    Edye // Gracefulcoffee.wordpress.com

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    1. aww I hope you had fun clearing it out x

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  19. haha this is too true! I'm awful at hoarding receipts and I always have numerous packets of mints in my bag because my Grandad always gives me them if he drives me anywhere (maybe he's trying to tell me something idk) Apparently it's good to keep silica packets in the bottom of your bag because they keep it dried out and prevent it from smelling - so maybe don't chuck those away!

    Beth xx
    http://myfunsizeddlife.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. haha! My grandad always gave me mints too! haha! I suppose so! I tend to just put them in my camera bag instead now x

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  20. Haha this made me laugh so much! The Boots vouchers one is so true - I get so many with points and whatnot on them and I just throw them in my purse/bag then discover them again when they're a year out of date!

    Robyn / Phases Of Robyn

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    1. when i am in the shop the ladies come up to me asking if I want one and I expect even though i know i wont use them xx

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  21. Ahah I love this post!! Especially can relate to the random ketchup or something! I always find food in my bags because I'm a nervous eater, like I'm always scared I'll get hungry so I pack crisps and biscuits and never eat them and then find them like a month later, it's tragic ahah! Xx

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    1. haha! My mum does that. She packs random snack bars in her bag, when she thinks she might get hungry but she never eats them. xx

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  22. I actually don't have much of these, well of anything really in my bag. Instead it's spread out all over my desk. I have a thing about empting bags when I've finished using them. Great post btw xx

    Sophie | http://ssophiespot.blogspot.co.uk/

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  23. I can definitely relate to the one about hair! My hair is ridiculously thick, and seems to come out in clumps EVERYWHERE! It drives my poor mother up the wall when it comes to vacuuming as that's all that goes up the cleaner haha! Lovely post, yet again!xx

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