I really don't know how to introduce this post! Hopefully, if you are a girl then you can relate to this post, kind of, maybe, okay let's hope so! I hope it is not just me!
( PS: No matter how hard I tried to get some pretty photos of pads, it just wasn't working! Sorry)
#1 Wow I think I may have gone up a bra size!!
#2 * Burns Stomach from hot water bottle* Googles can a hot water bottle cause skin cancer
#3 OMG Look at how cute their kid/ dog/ flower is!!! * starts crying*
#4 Erugh!!! I am going to be forever alone I will never have anything cute to look after!
#5 My tampon has been in half an hour! Is that long enough for me to get toxic shock syndrome * Googles the shortest time it takes to get TSS
#6 Can people smell it? Does it smell? Is that just me!
#7 so basically once a month I go back to being a baby, wearing a nappy! How cute!
#8 Does Beyoncé make her period look glamours?
#9 * Googles has anyone ever died from period pain*
#10 Right that's it! I don't want kids! Not going through this anymore! Stuff it!
#11 Do you think people can hear me opening this sanitary towel?
#12 So where's that black pair of jeans!? You know precautions!
#13 If I take my bag to the toilet, will everyone know I am on my period!?
#14 Surely this amount of pain is not normal!
#15 DRUGS! ALL THE DRUGS!
#16 Where's my food!!!!
#17 * Mother messes up the sock draw* OMG!!! This is the end of the world!!! What a cow!!! How could she do this to me! It's the end of the world!
#18 This is how it ends...
#19 It's been seven days, why haven't these spots gone yet?
#20 I am basically just bleeding and that is apparently normal.....
Thank you for reading, xx
I hope some girls out there can relate to this post and it's not just me because that would be tragic!
