If you are stressed, annoyed or just really sad that you have to go back to school today or later on this week than I have made this fun list of all the things we think on our first day back to school after a long summer break, I hope you enjoy the list and it helps make going back to school this week a lot more bearable.
#1 " Okay its 10 o'clock, wheres my food? What do you mean its not lunchtime yet. I had unlimited access to the fridge all summer, I'm hungry!"
#2 * I must not have PE today, I must not have PE today. Receives new time table* " OH BLOODY HELL!" " I knew I should of brought of my PE kit.
#3 " Its totally against my Human rights to be woken up at this hour!"
#4 * Gets on school bus & sees overly enthusiastic year 7's singing and laughing* " SHUT UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, its school not a holiday camp"
#5 * Sees people you purposely tried to avoid all summer. Makes a bee line for the completely wrong direction away from where you were suppose to be going*
#6 " If anyone even thinks of touching my new Tippex pen or smelly rubbers, I will personally attach a bomb to the inside of my pencil case- that will show them"
#7 " Stop screaming in your friends face, its only been 6 weeks"
#8 " Why can't my school just be like Hogwarts. Why can't my first lesson be potions instead of Geography?"
#9 * Sees everyone else looking really bronzed. "Yep there's me still looking like a vampire"
#10 * Lines up for class and stands on tip toes like a meerkat, praying that someone you like is in your class*
#11 " I literally feel like an Indian elephant carrying around this bag. Why the hell is it so heavy?"
#12 * Stands anxiously waiting to find out the new seating plan. Edges closer and closer next to best friend, hoping and praying you get to sit next to each other!"
#13 * Gets 10 minutes in to lesson* " Yeah there is a really good reason why I avoided these morons all summer"
#14 " Wow is that really the date? Sorry I don't normally write the date in the corner of every page in the summer, how would I know what the bloody date is?"
#15 " I am going to make sure all my books are kept really neat this year." * Makes a mistake and starts ferociously crossing it out* " Lets forget I ever said that"
#16 " Pair up everyone!" * Sits very still with head looking down at desk, hoping someone comes over to you*
#17 " When will I ever need this in real life?!"
#18 " Yep this is how I am going to die, DEATH BY BUNSEN BURNER IN A SCIENCE LAB"
#19 " How can they even call this food? I wouldn't even feed this to my dog! Just as well they have vending machines, where I can buy as many 6 pack of Oreo's as I like"
#21 * Sees teacher you hate* * Head down and starts charging to the nearest exit like you are in the 100m final of the Olympic games*
#21 " Is it summer yet?"
Thanks for reading!
I hope you enjoyed it, I really enjoyed writing it!
